In a clear marketing ploy to give you Facebook bragging rights (or in my case no bragging rights), a condom brand is analyzing your voice to determine just how sexy it is. Skyn’s Facebook Messenger voice analyzer will rate you after sending in a voice clip to the bot, and it will take into account sensuality, mystery, intensity, and sophistication.
Funnily enough, you have to have to sweet talk to the robot, and that can get kind of awkward if you’re diddling around on Facebook and trying this at the office.
After analyzing your voice, the bot will direct you to Skyn’s website, but that seems to be where the disconnect is? So I am 50% mysterious, does that mean I should buy their condoms?